In nearly three decades teaching writing courses and pouring over thousands of student stories, I’ve been subjected to plenty of grammatical and style missteps. Some of them reared their heads more often than others. Here’s a look at 10 prevalent violations:
1. Its vs. It’s. I doubt you’re particularly surprised by this one. It has plagued writers because common sense would love to nudge us to towards seeing the apostrophe as a possessive instead of its (not it’s!) role in a contraction. Okay, it’s (not its!) not logical. All the more reason to commit it to memory. It-apostrophe-s has only one meaning — a contraction for it is. Everything else is its.
2. Comma Splices. Sentence structure doesn’t appear to have the same palatability it once had. More and more students aren’t done once they’ve delivered their subject-verb-object content. Instead, they attach a comma to the hind end and launch into another discrete thought. And sometimes, they go at for a third or fourth time before the sentence(s) gets its period. Where is the phenomenon coming from? E-mail?
3. Overuse of ‘that’. I truly believe that the word ‘that’ is one that is used so much that it’s overwhelming. It would be nice to be able to develop a little Word macro that would flag each time that the word ‘that’ appears and ask: “Recite the sentence without the ‘that’. Does it have to be there? If yes, great. If no, kindly annihilate it.”
4. The ‘ize’ have it. Sure, in a business that loves to ’strategize’ and ‘prioritize’ everything, this is a tough one to avoid these days — some dictionaries have already caved in on the above examples. Still, it behooves effective corporate writers to take the trouble to see if the word actually exists. Then again, maybe I should just sanctionize the practice and move on.
5. Everyday vs. every day. This one is downright rampant and I blame advertising for it. Huge companies (McDonald’s and Loblaws supermarkets to name only two) are spending big dollars to install banners and run ads full of slogans that promise savings, quality, or freshness everyday (sic). Everyday is an adjective — that’s it. Otherwise, the copywriter should be choosing option two: ‘every day’. I’m waiting for organizations to start promising savings, quality or freshness everyweek or everymonth.
6. ‘Then’ instead of ‘than’. I keep hoping it’s a typo, but my confidence begins to sink when I’ve tripped over three or four of them in one story. That’s when I know it’s a bigger problem then I thought.
7. Verb creations. Whether we’re impacting shareholders or trashing parties, there’s something very leading edge about coining new verbs that are pedastalled (my word; I hope I’m the first to use it!) on nouns.
8. Cliches. Sorry I didn’t go the whole nine yards and include the accent over the ‘e’ on this puppy; it hurts me more than it hurts you. Sometimes I think cliches are hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut — if they serve a purpose the writer can defend. Most times? Just a sign of lazy writing.
9. Use vs. Utilize. Past students can tell you this one was a particular Schlee bugbear. In most cases you don’t need to utilize ‘utilize’. Simply use ‘use’.
10. High school. If you’ve been raised on a diet of local sports coverage in your community paper, I’ll buy the excuse. This typo is almost the norm in collegiate sports reporting. Google the non-word ‘highschool’ and see what you get. The search engine behemoth simply ignores the yahoos who think the term is one word.
I’ll stop at 10, but I can’t resist adding two of my favourite malapropisms. On more than one occasion, students writing about compiling materials referred in stories to the ‘copulation of results’. Another student writing about the subject’s work in health care had me confused about the person’s work with ‘leopards’. It took me awhile to realize it was meant to be ‘lepers’.